doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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