:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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