do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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