Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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