My room smells like vodka and shame
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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