any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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