She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am naked and annoyed.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Randomize
