He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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