I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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