so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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