Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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