You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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