remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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Why are your pants in the freezer?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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