big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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