carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am spending my child support on dildos
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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