Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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