Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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