as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You need a sexual gate keeper
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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