one two three fourrrrnication!
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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