tell your sister to shave her snatch
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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