im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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