party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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