i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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