D3 body, D1 cock
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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