I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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