found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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