I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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