Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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