he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He uses pillows to masturbate.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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