I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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