Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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