Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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