you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
be right there i have to get my cape
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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