Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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