At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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