When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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