Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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