Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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