the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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