when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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