Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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