He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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