I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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