Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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