Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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She bit a glass in half.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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