So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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