he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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