How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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