Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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