i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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