: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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