I can text with my tongue
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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