how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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